This one comes on an absolute whim. I just go to thinking about Mandy Moore, having seen the nearly life-size image of her that is a permanent fixture on my wall, and from there about all of the other beautiful women in Hollywood. Does the presence of a beautiful woman make you more inclined to watch a movie or television show? I know my dad will watch any film with Demi Moore in it, I think the greatest moment of his 40's may have been hearing about Striptease and finding out it was real. Like Demi's ... uhhh ...
Anyway, in case you care, here are my choices for the top ten most attractive women in Hollywood right now. Gals lose points for plastic surgery and for dating douche bags (sorry Sarah Silverman, you may have made the list, but Jimmy Kimmel? Seriously?). Bonus points for GOOD acting. Without further bullsnot, here's that list:
Honorable Mention: Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria
Okay, so they don't really have that much in common, besides their first name, but they are both pretty attractive. Which is married to Tony Parker? The one on top I think? Either way, she's the hotter one, but the one from Training Day is smokin' too.
10. Zooey Deschanel
Girl is quirky, lovable, and attractive. She gets huge bonus points for appearing in this decade's second best romance, All the Real Girls, and even more bonus points for having an incredible music career underway.
9. Cate Blanchett
Okay, so she's easily the best actress on this list and I believe the oldest, but look at how lovely our Cate still looks. She just oozes natural beauty.
8. Angelina Jolie
What, you pissed because you think she should be higher up on the list? No way, her beauty is a bit overrated, though she's still smoking hot. Those features are crazy!
7. Naomi Watts
Remember those lesbian scenes in Mulholland Dr.? They are arguably the hottest sex scenes in the last twenty years of cinema, and much of that is attributable to Naomi's charmingly innocent sexuality.
6. Natalie Portman
Before deciding it was creepy, I almost posted a picture of Ms. Portman from Ted Demme's masterpiece Beautiful Girls. It's always weird falling for former child actresses, but at least this one is older than me.
5. Halley Berry
Holy oversized image! But seriously, she's brilliant, brave, and beautiful.
4. Penelope Cruz
THOSE EYES! That smile! Sigh...
3. Scarlett Johansen
She gets crazy bonus points for appearing in the decade's best romance (Lost in Translation) and for marrying an underrated actor who is actually pretty cool (Ryan Reynolds).
2. Anne Hathaway
Her stock is only going up. She's young, she's talented, she's gorgeous.
1. Jennifer Connelly
It started when I was a kid, and the crush never subsided. Seriously, is there anyone hotter in all of Hollywood? I even saw a movie with Russell Crowe in it just to see her features.
Sorry, but this is a pretty weak list with wretched descriptions.
ReplyDeleteThe "nipple shots" were gratuitous and unnecessary. All these women seem "family friendly" and, frankly, not sexy. Did a straight chick hack your account? Or have your balls finally succumbed to a lack of testosterone?
Next time, just stick with porn - alone and not on your "cinema" blog.
Haha, thanks for the comment. I'm always interested to hear what the porn community has to say about my musings.
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ReplyDeleteThis list sucks!!!! Eva Longoria on the top?? hah! that's ridiculous!! Angelina jolie should most definitely be at the top!! Eva longoria,Eva mendes, Cate blanchett and Zooey Deschanel before jolie!???Is this some kind of a joke??
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